Because you like Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Scar is sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power. See them in The Lion King.

Li Shang will make a man out of you—even if you're a girl. See them in Mulan.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Nala is a strong lioness who's loyal to her friends. See them in The Lion King.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.