Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.