Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Surly and sarcastic, Manny travels alone and prefers it that way. See them in Ice Age.

N'Jadaka is a righteous man with a violent agenda. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.