Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

This cannibalistic villain may be a loner, but Killer Croc doesn't have problems with self-confidence. See them in Suicide Squad.

Popular jock Andrew Clark is pretty bizarre. He's just better at hiding it, that's all. See them in The Breakfast Club.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.