Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Aimee Finecky has big dreams, but she's too busy taking care of everyone else's desires. See them in The Spectacular Now.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

A formerly timid caterpillar, Kurt Hummel is transforming into a glamorous, confident butterfly. See them in Glee.

Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

Raised to happily follow the rules, Cassia might actually be more rebellious than she thinks she is. See them in Matched .

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .

America Singer is a feisty, fiercely independent musician who places little value on the restrictive rules of her society. See them in The Selection .