Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

Remy could be a five star Michelin chef, the only problem is that he is quite literally a rat. See them in Ratatouille.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

Velma Dinkley is all about getting results, not taking credit. She is the unsung hero of Mystery Inc. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.