Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park
Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.
Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.
Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.
Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.
The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.
A short-tempered guy, Bowser is determined to wreak havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom. See them in Super Mario Bros..
Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.
This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.
A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.