Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

With her mastery of martial arts and her prodigious building skills, Wyldstyle projects an air of invincibility. But she's not bulletproof. See them in The Lego Movie.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

A short-tempered guy, Bowser is determined to wreak havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom. See them in Super Mario Bros..

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.