Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.

Tiana lives by a simple motto: "Fairy tales can come true. But you gotta make them happen, it all depends on you." See them in The Princess and the Frog.

A majestic ruler, Mufasa is respected throughout the animal kingdom. See them in The Lion King.

Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.