Because you like Chef in South Park

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

A jazz musician, Sebastian Wilder is passionate about his music and his life. See them in La La Land.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

Ofelia is face-to-face with the deadliest creatures of the underworld and completely unafraid. See them in Pan's Labryinth.

Fear is a ball of nerves and a voice of caution. See them in Inside Out.

If anyone can speak truth to power, it's Atticus Finch. With elequent monologues, he forces everyone to face hard truths. See them in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Kate Beckett is a no-nonsense policewoman with a nerdy side. See them in Castle.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Velma Dinkley is all about getting results, not taking credit. She is the unsung hero of Mystery Inc. See them in Scooby-Doo.

A powerful priestess, Melisandre is shrouded in mystery and lots of red. See them in Game of Thrones.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.