Because you like Chef in South Park

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

Though she has the normal insecurities of a 15-year-old, Aurora is both courageous and empathetic. See them in Maleficent.

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

With each reboot, Janet progresses more and becomes capable of human emotions. See them in The Good Place.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Remy could be a five star Michelin chef, the only problem is that he is quite literally a rat. See them in Ratatouille.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.