Because you like Christopher Turk in Scrubs

Terence Fletcher is a brutal and unflinchingly strict music teacher hell-bent on whipping his students into shape. See them in Whiplash.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

Raphael is a short-fused hothead who loves a good fight and some tasty pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Rachel Goldberg is a drama-causing reality TV producer with the power to ruin people's lives at the click of a button. See them in UnREAL.

A formerly timid caterpillar, Kurt Hummel is transforming into a glamorous, confident butterfly. See them in Glee.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Red doesn't like to explain herself. She wants her work to do the talking. See them in Transistor.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

Phoebe Buffay works as a masseuse while attempting to put her spark in a world where everyone else’s seems to have dulled. See them in Friends.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.