Because you like Christopher Turk in Scrubs
Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.
Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.
Abbi Abrams is the ultimate wingwoman because she wants nothing more than to have a good time for its own sake. See them in Broad City.
Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.
The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.
Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.
Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.
