Because you like Burt Chance in Raising Hope

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Warm and caring, Kitty Forman acts like a mom towards all of her kids' friends. See them in That '70s Show.

Alex Russo desperately wants to keep her magic – after all, things are so much easier when you can just wave a wand. See them in Wizards of Waverly Place.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .