Because you like Malcolm Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but beneath Sheila Jackson's sweet, motherly exterior lies a sex addict. See them in Shameless.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.