Because you like Malcolm Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but beneath Sheila Jackson's sweet, motherly exterior lies a sex addict. See them in Shameless.

Winston Bishop is sweet, thoughtful, and a little oblivious. And above, he's a loyal friend. See them in New Girl.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.