Because you like Malcolm Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle

Matt Flamhaff is not too concerned about being part of the popular crowd. Too bad his best friend is. See them in 13 Going on 30 .

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Patrick's time as a fake psychic made him a master manipulator. But he now seeks to only use his talent for good. See them in The Mentalist.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Osha is a savvy Wildling in an increasingly wild world. See them in Game of Thrones.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.