Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

A Hollywood starlet with a vindictive streak, Madison Montgomery is one witch that you shouldn't cross. See them in American Horror Story.

Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.

Emily Fields has been very guarded, careful of whom she trusts and reveals her secrets to. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Chanel Oberlin is a big fan of herself, and she can't see why anyone else wouldn't be too. See them in Scream Queens.

Introverted Kira Yukimura is sweet, bubbly, and eager to make friends. See them in Teen Wolf.

With a brilliant mind, an insane level of confidence, and a penchant for drunken dancing, Cristina Yang is a force to be reckoned with. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Eliot Waugh is the unspoken leader of his group of friends at a school for magic. See them in The Magicians.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.