Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Maddy Perez seems like an angel until she opens her mouth. See them in Euphoria.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.