Because you like Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Years of brutal winters, foreign invasions, and crippling loneliness have left Russia's mental state far from wholly intact. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

If Anna Liebert could remember her past, maybe she would know who she is. See them in Monster (TV Show).

If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.

Raz is a 10-year-old boy who mostly stays in his own head, which makes sense since that's where he is strongest. See them in Psychonauts.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.