Because you like Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.