Because you like Susan Mayer in Desperate Housewives

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

Born into luxury, Sybil Crawley wants to find real purpose and meaning in her privileged life. See them in Downton Abbey.

Anya Jenkins has a real harsh bark to go with her demonic bite. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Arizona Robbins loves being a pediatric surgeon, and the cute orthopedic surgeon downstairs makes coming into work worth her while. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Jenny Flint is a devoted wife and daring crime fighter, which is pretty unconventional for a Victorian maid. See them in Doctor Who.

April Kepner is an excellent surgeon, but outside of the operating room, she's more anxious than most. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.