Because you like Beavis in Beavis and Butthead

Mike Hannigan is a lawyer-turned-pianist who loves to tap into his kooky side. See them in Friends.

Auggie Pullman is a true wonder depite what some cruel classmates say. See them in Wonder .

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.