Because you like Beavis in Beavis and Butthead

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Daphne Blake's unfailing enthusiasm keeps the team's morale up even as they're battling evil spirits and other ghouls. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.