Because you like Beavis in Beavis and Butthead

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

A majestic ruler, Mufasa is respected throughout the animal kingdom. See them in The Lion King.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.