Character Recommendations Based on Lana Kane

Marge Simpson The Simpsons

Mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine

Eric Effiong Sex Education

High school boy navigating his sexuality and increasingly complicated love life

Galina Reznikov Orange Is The New Black

Mama bear of the prison who proudly keeps the kitchen in check

Cordelia Foxx American Horror Story: Coven

Sweet, reserved, and intellectual, this magical headmistress would do anything for her students

Mitchell Pritchett Modern Family

Mitchell prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place

Zoe Benson American Horror Story: Coven

She may seem like a shy girl-next-door, but Zoe has the inner fortitude of a powerful witch leader

Bob Belcher Bob's Burgers

Obsessed with spaghetti westerns, anthropomorphizing things, his own terrible jokes, and his family

Troy Barnes Community

What Troy lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart

Philip J. Fry Futurama

So stupid he accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium

Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th

This machete-wielding mass-murderer is a terrifying blank slate