Because you like Lana Kane in Archer

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Galina Reznikov is the head chef of prison, cooking up meals as well as storms on anyone who dares to cross her; even the guards are terrified of her. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

Warm and caring, Kitty Forman acts like a mom towards all of her kids' friends. See them in That '70s Show.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Assistant to the demanding editor-in-chief, Emily Charlton comes across as cold and insensitive. But who can blame her? See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.