Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Sokka is the group's self proclaimed comedian, occasionally he'll even make people laugh! See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Liesel Meminger is trying to ease the suffering of those around her, German and Jew alike. See them in The Book Thief.

Fiery and adventurous, Amy Pond is the sort of woman you'd want by your side on a journey through time and space. See them in Doctor Who.

Stefan Salvatore was the golden boy when he was alive. Can he keep it up as a vampire? See them in The Vampire Diaries.

A brave "Young Wolf," Robb Stark has never lost a battle. See them in Game of Thrones.

Given his ability to wrench street signs from the ground, Shizuo Heiwajima is a useful one to have in dangerous Ikekuburo. See them in Durarara!!.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Edmund Pevensie isn't a bad person, but he did sell his siblings out for a tin of Turkish Delight. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .