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Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

R2-D2 has been in the galaxy saving business for decades. Not bad for somebody whose vocabulary is limited to "beep-boop." See them in Star Wars Series.

Sokka is the group's self proclaimed comedian, occasionally he'll even make people laugh! See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Zoe Benson may seem like a shy girl-next-door, but she has the inner fortitude of a powerful witch leader. See them in American Horror Story.

Scar is sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power. See them in The Lion King.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Pengiuns, turtles, and all things scientific is where Sam's expertise lies. Girls are uncharted territory, but Sam is trying to branch out. See them in Atypical.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.