Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.
Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.
After being resurrected and discovering his new morphing abilities, Alex Mercer uses them to combat the virus now ravaging New York. See them in Prototype Series.
Don't ask Rosa Diaz, a Brooklyn detective, to lighten up. Actually, to be safe, don't ask her to do anything! See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.
A meticulous forensic scientist, Edward Nygma is insanely good at his job. Emphasis on the "insane" part. See them in Gotham.
Davos Seaworth is steadfast, intelligent, and trustworthy, which are hard traits to find in a place like Westeros. See them in Game of Thrones.
Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.
Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.
Veronica Lodge is a quintessential mean girl trying to make a better life, and a better self. See them in Riverdale.
A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.
