Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

This cannibalistic villain may be a loner, but Killer Croc doesn't have problems with self-confidence. See them in Suicide Squad.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Although life in a post-apocalyptic world is far from easy, Julie Grigio maintains her sense of humor. See them in Warm Bodies.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Auggie Pullman is a true wonder depite what some cruel classmates say. See them in Wonder .

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.