Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

This cannibalistic villain may be a loner, but Killer Croc doesn't have problems with self-confidence. See them in Suicide Squad.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

There can be no doubt that Ben Linus is a huge liar. But one man's lies are another man's necessary steps to protect his people. See them in Lost.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.