Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

With her mastery of martial arts and her prodigious building skills, Wyldstyle projects an air of invincibility. But she's not bulletproof. See them in The Lego Movie.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

This cannibalistic villain may be a loner, but Killer Croc doesn't have problems with self-confidence. See them in Suicide Squad.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

There can be no doubt that Ben Linus is a huge liar. But one man's lies are another man's necessary steps to protect his people. See them in Lost.

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.