Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Ellen Ripley defines the word "badass." When she's not leading her crew on an interstellar voyage, she's slaying terrifying creatures. See them in Alien.

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

Terence Fletcher is a brutal and unflinchingly strict music teacher hell-bent on whipping his students into shape. See them in Whiplash.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Roxie Hart can shoot for the stars even from behind bars. See them in Chicago.

Daxter is half otter, half weasel, all snark. See them in Jak and Daxter.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.