Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Terence Fletcher is a brutal and unflinchingly strict music teacher hell-bent on whipping his students into shape. See them in Whiplash.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Roxie Hart can shoot for the stars even from behind bars. See them in Chicago.

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

Daxter is half otter, half weasel, all snark. See them in Jak and Daxter.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

Although she's only six, Hushpuppy is a tough girl ready to stand up to terrifying, pre-historic beasts after the storm. See them in Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.