Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

This mathematical genius doesn't have time for small talk; Alan Turing needs to break Enigma, the Nazi's cipher machine. See them in The Imitation Game.

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Surly and sarcastic, Manny travels alone and prefers it that way. See them in Ice Age.

Jim Hopper is a weary and beaten down police officer who numbs his pain through beer, pills, and cigarettes. See them in Stranger Things.

In constant agony, Ava Starr will do anything to give up the superpowers that are slowly killing her. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A jazz musician, Sebastian Wilder is passionate about his music and his life. See them in La La Land.

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

Kevin Khatchadourian is a disturbed, affect-less teen on a dark path. See them in We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.