Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Sephiroth wants nothing more than to seize the power of the Lifestream in order to become a god. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Curving free kicks and crosses is tough, but keeping her soccer passion from her disapproving family is way tougher for Jess. See them in Bend It Like Beckham.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.