Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

It's easy to see why Poe Dameron would side with the rebellion: he's bad at taking orders, likes to show off, and is committed to the cause. See them in Star Wars Series.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Just because he rules Hades, doesn't mean he can't be fun! See them in Hercules.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.

Ishmael is a quiet observer on a larger-than-life quest. See them in Moby Dick.

Sephiroth wants nothing more than to seize the power of the Lifestream in order to become a god. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Curving free kicks and crosses is tough, but keeping her soccer passion from her disapproving family is way tougher for Jess. See them in Bend It Like Beckham.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.