Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Born and raised in the darkness, Bane is determined to have the city totally under his control so that he can demolish it. See them in DC Extended Universe.

There isn't a man in the world who executes his job with more finesse than Monsieur Gustave H. See them in The Grand Budapest Hotel.

With her mastery of martial arts and her prodigious building skills, Wyldstyle projects an air of invincibility. But she's not bulletproof. See them in The Lego Movie.

Driven by obsession and anxiety, Monk bravely overcomes, or at least battles, his fears to help the world. See them in Monk.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.