Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

It's certainly easier to get great footage of crimes when you can guarantee they'll happen. See them in Nightcrawler.

A self-proclaimed diva, Mercedes Jones is on the hunt for a stage worthy of her talents. See them in Glee.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

Haymitch Abernathy is a trainer for the tributes of District 12, although he's never sober enough to give much advice. See them in The Hunger Games .

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

Privileged young Bruce's childhood was nearly perfect. Now, his life is anything but. See them in Gotham.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Fox McCloud leads a team of pilots through the Lylat System in search of the evil genius Andross, the villain that killed his father. See them in Star Fox.