Because you like Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

Rainbow Dash's interests include flying, playing pranks, and generally being themost awesome pony around. See them in My Little Pony.

Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

While he might be too cool for school, Soul isn't too cool to do the right thing. See them in Soul Eater.

Aiden Pearce is a hacker who knows how dangerous the world can be, both online and off. See them in Watch Dogs.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A powerful dragon-hunting warrior, Dovahkiin is destined for great things. See them in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Nancy Wheeler is popular but independent, sheltered but gutsy. See them in Stranger Things.

Rory Williams is a caring companion whose specialty is looking after others. See them in Doctor Who.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.