Because you like Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Celie Johnson says she's poor, black, and may even be ugly. But dear God she's here. See them in The Color Purple.

Satine cynically gives up on love so she can advance her singing career. But she meets a dreamer who reminds her there's more to life than ambition. See them in Moulin Rouge.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Frank N. Furter is just a sweet transvestite with some not-so-sweet plans. See them in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Funny, bubbly, and relaxed, Emma has a magnetic personality that makes her the life of the party. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

More of a sex symbol than a crime-stopper, the original Silk Spectre has now become the ultimate superhero stage mom. See them in Watchmen.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

The singer and ukulele player of her girl band, Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk is the life of a party and the woman of a man's dreams. See them in Some Like It Hot.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.