Because you like Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Velma Dinkley is all about getting results, not taking credit. She is the unsung hero of Mystery Inc. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Hunting ghosts is both a job and a passion for Abby Yates. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.