Because you like Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

Anya Jenkins has a real harsh bark to go with her demonic bite. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

An upbeat, fun-loving teen, Sora would do anything for his friends. See them in Kingdom Hearts.

A Silurian lizard woman, Madame Vastra has a penchant for puzzles and interspecies romance. See them in Doctor Who.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Faith has a chip on her shoulder and a stake in her hand to slay vampires in her town. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Vanellope von Schweetz is princess of the Sugar Rush game who could care less about being royal. See them in Wreck it Ralph.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

As Marlena Rosenbluth is finding out, confidence in the limelight doesn't always translate to power at home. See them in Water for Elephants.