Because you like Gretchen Ross in Donnie Darko

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Todd Anderson has some “big shoes to fill” at Welton Academy, and new English teacher Mr. Keating isn’t letting him get away with staying silent in class. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

A self-proclaimed diva, Mercedes Jones is on the hunt for a stage worthy of her talents. See them in Glee.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.