Because you like Gretchen Ross in Donnie Darko

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Murph is inquisitive, compassionate, and stubborn, with a passion for science she shares with her dad. See them in Interstellar.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Sophia Burset will teach you how to navigate the prison world and maybe how to make cute shower shoes from commissary items too. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Despite being at the bottom of the social hierarchy in school, Eric Effiong is an upbeat student who loves makeup and fashion. See them in Sex Education.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.