Because you like Gretchen Ross in Donnie Darko

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Johannes Betzler is an overwhelmed little boy caught up in deeply confusing times. See them in Jojo Rabbit.

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Playing his cards close to his vest, J. Daniel Atlas believes the closer you look, the less you see. See them in Now You See Me.