Because you like Randal Graves in Clerks

Don't mess with Mickey Milkovich unless you want to see the wrong side of one of his many guns. See them in Shameless.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Sephiroth wants nothing more than to seize the power of the Lifestream in order to become a god. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.