Because you like Randal Graves in Clerks

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

A brave but pessimistic nobleman, Boromir knows one does not simply walk into Mordor. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.