Because you like Randal Graves in Clerks

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

An upbeat, fun-loving teen, Sora would do anything for his friends. See them in Kingdom Hearts.

A Silurian lizard woman, Madame Vastra has a penchant for puzzles and interspecies romance. See them in Doctor Who.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

As Marlena Rosenbluth is finding out, confidence in the limelight doesn't always translate to power at home. See them in Water for Elephants.

Alex Russo desperately wants to keep her magic – after all, things are so much easier when you can just wave a wand. See them in Wizards of Waverly Place.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Though cynical about the world, Shuya Nanahara is caring and protective towards his friends. See them in Battle Royale.