Because you like Jesse Wallace in Before Sunrise

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Emily Gilmore is the DAR chair, proud grandmother, and full of opinions. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Cynical, judgmental, and hipper-than-thou, Enid Coleslaw wears her outsider status like a badge of honor. See them in Ghost World.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

Toby Cavanaugh has trouble avoiding being manipulated. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.