Because you like Jesse Wallace in Before Sunrise

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

Andrea Sachs' boss is not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Born into luxury, Sybil Crawley wants to find real purpose and meaning in her privileged life. See them in Downton Abbey.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Eliot Waugh is the unspoken leader of his group of friends at a school for magic. See them in The Magicians.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.