Because you like Shuya Nanahara in Battle Royale

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Years of constant assault by mean classmates, rude teachers, and her abusive mother is making Carrie White want to fight back. See them in Carrie.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Ianto Jones' withdrawn nature conceals his emotional pain. See them in Torchwood.

Ratchet is a shoot-first, ask-questions-later, and then-shoot-again kind of lombax. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.

With his perfectly combed hair and flashy military outfits, France can charm the pants off of anyone—well except his fellow nations, it seems. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Adelaide's a caring mom who winds up battling herself. See them in Us.

Eowyn isn’t allowed to fight, but then again, when have rules ever stopped her? See them in The Lord of the Rings.