Character Recommendations Based on Willie T. Strokes

Rocket Raccoon Guardians of the Galaxy

A get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon

Kumar Patel Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

Always high, always hungry for sliders

Charles Boyle Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable

Donna Pinciotti That '70s Show

Strong, independent, and empathetic; no one messes with Donna

Eli Let the Right One In

Willing to do whatever it take to protect herself – forever

Samwell Tarly Game of Thrones

He's a scholar, not a fighter. Which isn't good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch

Ted Mosby How I Met Your Mother

Hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children

Kenny McCormick South Park

A boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands

The Master Doctor Who

This self-described "master of all" is old, mighty, and utterly mad

Mr. Blonde Reservoir Dogs

Out of jail and back in the heist game; still psychotic as ever