Character Recommendations Based on Willie T. Strokes

Major Marquis Warren The Hateful Eight

A talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter

Donkey Shrek

Enthusiastic, excitable, and extremely chatty, especially when it comes to a parfait

Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds

Sadistic and self-serving, but so smart that you'd never realize it until it's too late

Alastar Mad-Eye Moody Harry Potter Series

A grizzled survivor and fearsome fighter who counsels "constant vigilance"

Steven Hyde That '70s Show

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on

Samwise Gamgee The Lord of the Rings

The most loyal gardener – and perhaps the most loyal being, period – in all of Middle Earth

Jak Jak and Daxter

A headstrong young man slowly maturing into a hero

Pinkie Pie My Little Pony

There's nothing she can't fix with laughter or parties

Corpse Bride Corpse Bride

Aggressive, outgoing, and sexy (in a skeleton kind of way)

Will Turner Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl

An earnest, lovelorn blacksmith's assistant with an adventurous spirit