Character Recommendations Based on Brian Fantana

Linda Belcher Bob's Burgers

Devoted mom and wife who loves singing, small talk, and booze

Louise Belcher Bob's Burgers

Little girl who loves pink bunny ear hats, making money, and just generally coming out on top

Drax Guardians of the Galaxy

The destroyer. He lives for one thing and one thing only: revenge

Brian Johnson The Breakfast Club

Brainy nerd who feels pressure to live up to expectations

Schmidt New Girl

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too

Kyle Broflovski South Park

Emotional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman

Marv Sin City

A brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield

Lindsay Weir Freaks and Geeks

For now she's a geek, but who knows? Maybe she fits in better with the freaks

Charles Boyle Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable