Character Recommendations Based on Paul Finch

The biggest nerd in high school and, therefore, the biggest target for bullies

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too

Selfish, narcissistic, target of extremely cruel ridicule

Karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer

Truly strange man with a mysterious past and an inscrutable blog

A wry, sophisticated, struggling writer who also just so happens to be a dog

Don't be fooled when this doll plays innocent – he's psychotic, vulgar and murderous

For now she's a geek, but who knows? Maybe she fits in better with the freaks

The human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable

Brainy nerd who feels pressure to live up to expectations