Because you like Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Success for Eggsy Unwin means joining Kingsman, and failure could mean death. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi Mishima is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else. See them in Tekken .

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

For Kazuya Mishima, the power of the Devil is now his and his alone. See them in Tekken .

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.